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Don't you know? He will live in a happy gay- relationship with Voldy. All this 'I hate you'- thing was a lie to confuse all the wizards and witches. Now they will live in a fluffy, pink world with unicorns and rainbows. Voldy will grow a nose and look like mister- sex god himself, maybe with huge leather wings as well.

Furthermore it turns out that Harry is 1/8 Veela, 1/8 Dragon, 1/8 Vampire, 1/4 Light and Fire Demon and 1/4 Angel. His hair will turn long and white, his eyes will be like saphires, but also like rubins and with his female- ish features he will seduce Voldy as well as Snape and all death- eaters, who live peacefully with them, because they are just mis- understood and Dumbledore is the really bad guy.
 
Together will Voldy he will rule the hell, which looks like Disneyland on drugs and Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin (another happy gay couple and Harry's two dads) visit them to have the 5 o'clock tea. 

Did I forget to mention semething? xD
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